Summary

Zitron argues that the entire modern tech industry has degenerated into a 'cargo cult'—an organization that mimics the surface rituals of past successes (buying GPUs, hiring famous researchers, invoking AWS and the iPhone) without understanding what actually made those successes work. He contends that Silicon Valley, despite branding itself around rugged individualism and meritocracy, now operates as a conformist monoculture that suppresses dissent and pours over a trillion dollars into AI data centers simply because everyone else is doing it. The AI bubble, the SaaSpocalypse narrative, the musical-chairs hiring of researchers like Shazeer and Karpathy, and the venture/private-equity collapse are all symptoms of an industry that has run out of genuine ideas since roughly 2015. He insists OpenAI and Anthropic are not startups but money-incinerating, fully-subsidized hyperscalers whose relevance is symbolic rather than economic. The core demand: stop justifying AI's massive losses with mythology and historical analogies, and make AI prove itself in the present tense.

Key Insight

The AI bubble is the culmination of a tech industry that has run out of ideas and now mechanically imitates the symbols of past success rather than understanding the substance that created them.

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  The tech industry has completely run out of ideas, and all that's left is a cargo cult that hasn't had a human experience since 2015.

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  There're only so many things you can do for the user until you start doing stuff to the user.

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  Microsoft, Google, Amazon, and Meta sunk what will soon be over a trillion dollars into AI data centers because they don't have any other ideas.

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  Venture capital funds companies that appeal to venture capital, which means Silicon Valley innovation is centered around finding ways to convince venture capital to give it money.

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  All that 'free thinking' and defiance of incumbents always seems to end up as revenue for the largest companies in the world.

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  But that's all the AI industry is — people doing impressions of things that have worked before in the hopes that they'll work again.

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  There's nothing more cargo cultish than defending OpenAI burning $21 billion in a single year by saying 'this other company burned money too.'

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  In the end, faith can't fill your belly, or cover $1.1 trillion in compute commitments.

Tone

combative, satirical, critical